Friday, January 18, 2008

Mad Scientist's Plot Thwarted By Budget Cuts

"My positronic raygun was nearly complete," said Mortis at a press conference Tuesday. "With one gigagram of destructonium [a rare element mined from a meteor belt that passes Earth once every 29 years], I could have ruled the world!"
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